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Why did the scientist install a knocker?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize. ****************************************************************  

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why did the one handed skeleton cross the road?

to get to the second hand shop.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

Because he was dead

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?

Because he thought it was a game.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?

He thought they were playing Follow the Leader. **********************************************

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

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How do you make Picachu get on the bus?

Pokemon