Brought to you by Ms Murnane (who has the MOST hysterical jokes in town:)
What do lazy dogs do for fun?
Chase parked cars!
Why did the clock in the cafeteria always run slow?
It always went back for seconds! (think about it)
Brought to you by Ms Murnane …….
Why was the maths book so sad?
Because it was full of problems 
What colour is a burp?
Burple
Brought to you by Shiloh
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott no friends and never will have.
Brought to you by Bailey
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
Brought to you by Tzigane
Why did the scientist install a knocker?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize. ****************************************************************
Brought to you by Bradley
why did the one handed skeleton cross the road?
to get to the second hand shop.
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Brought to you by George
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because he was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
He thought they were playing Follow the Leader. **********************************************
Brought to you by Rachel C
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
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Brought to you by Joshuah
How do you make Picachu get on the bus?
Pokemon
